Stevenage 1-0 U's: 25 Things More Enjoyable Than Watching Cambridge United At The Moment
Another game, another abject defeat. Not much to say on this one, so here's a list of things more fun than watching the U's slide to defeat in Stevenage.
Filling in a tax return
Attending a funeral
Getting knocked off your bike
Rail replacement busses
Having root canal surgery
Having any kind of surgery, in fact
Being robbed
Being beaten up
Paying car insurance
Trying to drive down Newmarket Road at 5pm on a Saturday
VAR
Doing the washing up
Watching paint dry
Watching anything presented by Ant & Dec
Watching rugby
Watching any other team in the 92 (with the exception of that lot)
Supporting any other team in the 92 and seeing Jack Lankester get the ball unmarked four yards from goal
Breaking rocks
Having a hand amputated
Having a foot amputated
Having your right foot amputated but still being better with it than James Brophy
Being a League One striker and seeing Jordan Cousins about to try a step over on the edge of his own penalty area
Being Macauley Bonne’s agent
Being held in a cramped away end for twenty minutes by the same stewards that had done fuck-all to prevent an ugly atmosphere inside the ground
Watching one of your own idiot fans throw a smoke grenade onto the pitch during your only meaningful attack at the end of a dire match against Stevenage
Barry Core needs a fooking Rocket up his arse. He was soooo laid back in hi P.M.I that at one moment i thought he was going to nod off. Sounded a bit like Joe Biden ffs.. ..
I count 4 goals conceded since Jan 1st thst Cousins is responsible for. Put simply he should not be allowed anywhere near the first team...