Get Your Stats Right: August 2025
A first look at the new season data behind United's mid-table start
We’re delighted to have our resident statistician Ben Griffis back for the new season on the UTAS website! As well as the monthly data pieces looking at the league as a whole and how United compare, alongside some new match preview stat packs ahead of each game starting from Saturday’s game vs Newport, he’s also back with his monthly round-up of U’s data.
Get Your Stats Right (GYSR as it’s affectionately known) was incredibly popular last season. If you want to ask Ben a specific question for the next piece, just leave a comment and he can answer it in an upcoming issue. Maybe there’s a hunch you have when you watch us play, or a player you’re not convinced about, he can find some numbers to either back up (or maybe disprove) your theory.
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Welcome to the first Get Your Stats Right (GYSR) of the 25/26 season! We’re 5 league games into the season and already there’s some interesting questions we can ask, that I’ll do my best to illustrate, address or answer with data.
We’re currently 13th, having scored 6 and conceded 6 in our 2 wins, 1 draw, and 2 losses so far.
But, should we be 13th? The answer really is no, we shouldn’t. Here’s why:
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